1 00:00:06,397 --> 00:00:08,138 Previously on "The Magicians"... 2 00:00:08,182 --> 00:00:09,487 Charlton? 3 00:00:09,531 --> 00:00:12,577 I was a passenger in your unconscious. 4 00:00:12,621 --> 00:00:15,754 Now I'm still in your head... 5 00:00:15,798 --> 00:00:17,495 But the conscious part. 6 00:00:17,539 --> 00:00:20,107 Whoa, I... I'm... I'm no professor. 7 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:22,674 Penny, you're the only Brakebills-educated traveler 8 00:00:22,718 --> 00:00:24,372 currently alive on this planet, 9 00:00:24,415 --> 00:00:26,374 which makes you far more qualified to teach them 10 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:27,766 than anyone else I have. 11 00:00:27,810 --> 00:00:29,116 It's Fogg. 12 00:00:29,159 --> 00:00:30,439 He's stuck in the Etheric Realm, 13 00:00:30,465 --> 00:00:33,685 and it's my fault. 14 00:00:33,729 --> 00:00:34,860 Hello. 15 00:00:34,904 --> 00:00:37,515 I am Bick of the esteemed House Pickwick. 16 00:00:39,735 --> 00:00:42,564 I've been on the inside, and I'm telling you 17 00:00:42,607 --> 00:00:44,218 it's a goddamn goose-stepping, 18 00:00:44,261 --> 00:00:47,569 fairy-snatching, ethnic cleansing Gestapo. 19 00:00:52,878 --> 00:00:55,577 Jesus. 20 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:59,494 So this pig dude told me I'm supposed to do a quest? 21 00:00:59,537 --> 00:01:02,627 - Yeah, it's fine, Todd. - We fixed it. 22 00:01:02,671 --> 00:01:04,760 The Harmonic Convergence isn't happening anymore. 23 00:01:04,803 --> 00:01:07,676 - Uh, no. - He was talking about Fillory. 24 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:09,765 The end of Fillory? 25 00:01:09,808 --> 00:01:12,550 So we saved the wrong world? 26 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:41,579 - Todd, please stop. - Okay. 27 00:01:41,623 --> 00:01:44,234 - Okay. - Just wanna get this straight. 28 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:47,411 So Pig Man gave you the quest in the form of a song? 29 00:01:47,455 --> 00:01:48,499 Yeah. 30 00:01:48,543 --> 00:01:50,153 I might have changed some of the lines, 31 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:51,633 but that's the gist. 32 00:01:51,676 --> 00:01:53,591 There's also, like, three more verses, 33 00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:55,332 and the key change is tricky. 34 00:01:56,464 --> 00:01:57,615 Or you could just write it down. 35 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:58,640 Oh, I did. 36 00:01:58,683 --> 00:02:00,250 The parts I could remember, anyway, 37 00:02:00,294 --> 00:02:01,251 on a couple of napkins 38 00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:02,600 and then on the back of my hand, 39 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:03,645 but don't worry. 40 00:02:03,688 --> 00:02:05,560 I transferred that to another napkin. 41 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:07,649 - But short version... - Thank you. 42 00:02:07,692 --> 00:02:10,173 Fillory is in real trouble. 43 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:13,350 He said death is coming 44 00:02:13,394 --> 00:02:15,309 for everyone. 45 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:18,877 And then he rhymed that with "smeveryone." 46 00:02:18,921 --> 00:02:21,924 Anyway, could you please help me? 47 00:02:21,967 --> 00:02:24,883 I'm not going to help you. 48 00:02:24,927 --> 00:02:27,190 I'm going to take over entirely for you. 49 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:28,583 Oh, thank God, 50 00:02:28,626 --> 00:02:31,673 because I am dangerously underqualified for this. 51 00:02:31,716 --> 00:02:32,674 I know. 52 00:02:32,717 --> 00:02:33,825 My notes are at Brakebills. 53 00:02:33,849 --> 00:02:35,372 I probably should've brought 'em. 54 00:02:35,416 --> 00:02:37,505 Okay, so I'll meet you there. 55 00:02:37,548 --> 00:02:39,550 - Kay, bye. - Okay. 56 00:02:42,292 --> 00:02:43,946 Yeah, no shit, Fillory's in trouble. 57 00:02:43,989 --> 00:02:45,730 Goes by the name of the Dark King. 58 00:02:45,774 --> 00:02:47,950 Or whoever's ordering dark shit on his behalf. 59 00:02:47,993 --> 00:02:49,299 We're still investigating. 60 00:02:49,343 --> 00:02:50,668 Which we were kind of in the middle of 61 00:02:50,692 --> 00:02:52,235 till you dragged us here 'cause you were sure. 62 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:53,651 Bacon McSwine-Flu was talking about 63 00:02:53,695 --> 00:02:55,479 the Harmonic Convergence. 64 00:02:55,523 --> 00:02:58,656 Oops, we accidentally stopped billions of people from dying. 65 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:00,397 - I'm sorry. - Hmm. 66 00:03:00,441 --> 00:03:01,572 Look, I guessed wrong, 67 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:03,618 which is why you guys should wait 68 00:03:03,661 --> 00:03:06,273 until I finish reading Todd's notes before you rush off. 69 00:03:06,316 --> 00:03:08,275 Mm, I don't need Todd 70 00:03:08,318 --> 00:03:11,321 to tell me which twat's messing up my kingdom. 71 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:13,430 But if he gives you a clue how to stop the Dark King, 72 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:14,474 you know where to find us. 73 00:03:14,498 --> 00:03:16,413 Oh, and tell Josh to meet me 74 00:03:16,457 --> 00:03:18,720 once he's done with his nephew's bar mitzvah. 75 00:03:18,763 --> 00:03:20,548 Dude drops everything for family. 76 00:03:20,591 --> 00:03:21,810 It's weird. 77 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:34,736 Oh, shit. 78 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:37,913 Uh, sorry I missed the meeting. 79 00:03:37,956 --> 00:03:40,002 I can't travel, and... None of us can. 80 00:03:40,045 --> 00:03:41,873 We all made it here on time, 81 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:44,441 'cause "emergency faculty meeting." 82 00:03:44,485 --> 00:03:45,723 - Yeah, what's going on? - What did Lipson say? 83 00:03:45,747 --> 00:03:46,965 Well, she's in a coma, 84 00:03:47,009 --> 00:03:48,706 - so not much. - What? 85 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:50,510 I don't know if you tried casting yet today, 86 00:03:50,534 --> 00:03:51,927 Don't. 87 00:03:51,970 --> 00:03:53,450 Circumstances are jacked. 88 00:03:53,494 --> 00:03:55,757 - Some asshole moved the moon. - Oh, shit. 89 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,673 Acting Dean Lipson was resetting the campus wards, 90 00:03:58,716 --> 00:04:00,892 didn't realize the Circumstances had changed. 91 00:04:00,936 --> 00:04:03,286 Fogg's security system was sicced on her instead. 92 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:04,418 Is she gonna be okay? 93 00:04:04,461 --> 00:04:05,419 From what I hear, 94 00:04:05,462 --> 00:04:06,898 she didn't lose anything vital. 95 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:08,465 Most of it'll grow back, 96 00:04:08,509 --> 00:04:09,789 but we can't even heal her be... 97 00:04:09,814 --> 00:04:11,555 Because some asshole moved the moon. 98 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:12,774 - Yeah, I got it. - Yeah. 99 00:04:15,951 --> 00:04:17,648 Can you shut the security system down 100 00:04:17,692 --> 00:04:19,041 before anyone else gets hurt? 101 00:04:19,084 --> 00:04:22,305 The Dean of Brakebills can with this, in theory. 102 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:25,482 Although, that's what Lipson was doing when she got... 103 00:04:25,526 --> 00:04:26,590 Okay, so what? 104 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:28,442 Are you in charge then? 105 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:30,008 - You missed the boat. - Oh, it's cool. 106 00:04:30,052 --> 00:04:31,595 I honestly couldn't give less of a shit. 107 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:33,447 - No, Penny. - It's a horrible job. 108 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:34,448 Nobody wants it. 109 00:04:34,491 --> 00:04:37,451 We all voted for you. 110 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:41,368 You assholes. 111 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:43,326 The hell am I even supposed to do with this? 112 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:44,675 Well, if I knew that, 113 00:04:44,719 --> 00:04:46,329 I wouldn't be giving it to you. 114 00:04:46,373 --> 00:04:48,679 Good luck. 115 00:05:06,958 --> 00:05:08,612 Where the hell could Fen have gone? 116 00:05:08,656 --> 00:05:09,961 I know, right? 117 00:05:10,005 --> 00:05:11,746 I gave her one... two... 118 00:05:11,789 --> 00:05:14,705 Well, several jobs, but the headline was 119 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:16,054 "stay put and find the creep 120 00:05:16,098 --> 00:05:17,621 with the hard-on for hunting fairies." 121 00:05:24,411 --> 00:05:25,977 - Okay, was he afraid of you? - Yup. 122 00:05:26,021 --> 00:05:27,805 They all think it's my "time of the month." 123 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:29,851 - Woman or wolf? - Who cares? 124 00:05:29,894 --> 00:05:31,872 Either way, I got 'em scared they'll end up bleeding, too, 125 00:05:31,896 --> 00:05:33,985 so I'm off the hook for a few weeks. 126 00:05:34,029 --> 00:05:35,639 Perk of marching with a bunch of scrotes 127 00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:37,467 who have no clue how lady parts work. 128 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:38,642 Mm. 129 00:05:42,559 --> 00:05:44,822 Yes, your most excellent Pouchful-ness. 130 00:05:44,866 --> 00:05:46,433 It'll be done straight away. 131 00:05:46,476 --> 00:05:49,392 I also brewed clover tea, your favorite. 132 00:05:50,872 --> 00:05:52,830 Odious veldt marmot. 133 00:05:52,874 --> 00:05:54,571 Problems with the new boss, Rafe? 134 00:05:54,615 --> 00:05:57,052 I hear she's a handful, between us. 135 00:05:58,227 --> 00:05:59,576 Between us? 136 00:06:01,186 --> 00:06:04,015 Her High Leapus Gertrude is a nightmare. 137 00:06:04,059 --> 00:06:05,582 Who's got the King's ear. 138 00:06:05,626 --> 00:06:06,844 Sadly, yes. 139 00:06:06,888 --> 00:06:08,498 I took the job with her to try and make 140 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:10,979 the King's Council more animal-friendly, 141 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:13,547 but that creature is a traitor to her own. 142 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:15,766 Never trust an animal with a pouch. 143 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:19,466 She's nothing but a puppet to the king's chief advisor. 144 00:06:19,509 --> 00:06:21,772 - Which is who again? - Bick Pickwick. 145 00:06:21,816 --> 00:06:23,818 The sexist douche who ran the tournament? 146 00:06:23,861 --> 00:06:25,689 He offered Her Long-footed-ness 147 00:06:25,733 --> 00:06:28,431 a handsome deal to permanently relocate 148 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:31,042 all talking animals beyond the walls. 149 00:06:31,086 --> 00:06:34,437 Bick has a deep hatred for anything non-human. 150 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:36,787 - Non-human meaning fairies. - Mm-hmm. 151 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:38,702 Bick's position could also explain 152 00:06:38,746 --> 00:06:41,183 why there might be species cleansing without Seb knowing. 153 00:06:41,226 --> 00:06:42,576 What are you, dickmatized? 154 00:06:42,619 --> 00:06:43,925 No way Seb doesn't know. 155 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:45,468 There was plenty happening I didn't know about 156 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:46,536 when I was High King. 157 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:47,905 Which was fine, because you had me. 158 00:06:47,929 --> 00:06:49,496 And Her Slowness, Abigail. 159 00:06:49,539 --> 00:06:50,758 Oh. 160 00:06:50,801 --> 00:06:52,213 Look, we'll argue, and I'll win later. 161 00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:54,085 Right now we gotta find Fen and see if she did her job 162 00:06:54,109 --> 00:06:56,546 and got any new intel on the fairies. 163 00:06:56,590 --> 00:06:58,548 Oh, I was supposed to tell you. 164 00:06:58,592 --> 00:07:01,682 Um, before she left, Fen said, 165 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:05,990 "The Maid on the Outside will soon be on the Inside." 166 00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:08,471 And by "inside," she meant... 167 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:09,994 I'm not sure. 168 00:07:10,038 --> 00:07:12,562 At times, she is what the animals call "human crazy." 169 00:07:12,606 --> 00:07:13,607 Anything else? 170 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:14,825 Just that she was venturing 171 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:16,566 into the Windward Woods. 172 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:19,526 I'm gonna bank she's doing her actual job fairy-wise 173 00:07:19,569 --> 00:07:20,962 and not just bird-watching. 174 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:22,572 - Let's find her. - You go ahead. 175 00:07:22,616 --> 00:07:24,835 I'll go pursue a different line of inquiry. 176 00:07:33,104 --> 00:07:34,105 Yeah? 177 00:07:35,019 --> 00:07:36,891 Professor... I mean... 178 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:38,501 Dean Adiyodi? 179 00:07:38,545 --> 00:07:40,155 Yeah, come in. 180 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,594 I have a problem. 181 00:07:44,638 --> 00:07:46,770 A very big problem. 182 00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:50,731 Someone stole my pencil case. 183 00:07:50,774 --> 00:07:52,994 Full of... drugs? 184 00:07:53,037 --> 00:07:55,692 Pencils. Special pencils. 185 00:07:55,736 --> 00:07:57,302 And you thought, 186 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:59,914 "Hey, this a problem I should bring to the Dean..." 187 00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:01,611 I think there's a conspiracy afoot, 188 00:08:01,655 --> 00:08:03,308 a league of mischief makers 189 00:08:03,352 --> 00:08:04,962 with a taste for high-end graphite. 190 00:08:08,357 --> 00:08:10,577 So we tried to cast a cleansing spell, 191 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:13,536 and instead, it just... It made live chickens. 192 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:16,844 So many chickens. 193 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:20,543 So apparently the fertility and contraception charms 194 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:23,764 got switched, so, um, 195 00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:26,070 we have a bit of a situation. 196 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:29,529 They're special because of their smear resistance and... 197 00:08:31,859 --> 00:08:33,619 I don't think you're taking me very seriously. 198 00:08:33,643 --> 00:08:35,253 I promise you I am not. 199 00:08:35,297 --> 00:08:37,081 All the air in there just turned to water. 200 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:40,128 I shouldn't have to be able to swim to take astronomy. 201 00:08:40,171 --> 00:08:42,173 Go away. 202 00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:46,656 You really did it this time, huh? 203 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,092 Zelda warned us it would happen. 204 00:08:48,136 --> 00:08:50,573 We changed the Circumstances of the moon for good. 205 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:52,923 Yeah. 206 00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:54,229 What do we do? 207 00:08:54,272 --> 00:08:57,275 We try to live with what we did. 208 00:08:57,319 --> 00:08:58,886 Back to basics. 209 00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:01,279 Figure out how to cast again. Magic 101. 210 00:09:01,323 --> 00:09:02,629 That's why I'm here, 211 00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:04,587 but we have to figure it out fast. 212 00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:06,031 We stopped the Harmonic Convergence, 213 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:07,764 but there's still too much magic. 214 00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:09,636 Right, and... 215 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:11,289 If a surge happens, 216 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:16,686 every spell already jacked is gonna get me amped up to 11. 217 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,122 Christ! 218 00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:21,299 It's too bad Fogg was sober when he left. 219 00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:29,307 - What is it? - I don't know. 220 00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:30,831 But I'd say this is an emergency. 221 00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:33,398 Wouldn't you? 222 00:09:33,442 --> 00:09:35,313 "For Emergencies Only." 223 00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:37,228 That's not ominous at all. 224 00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:39,709 Based on the locator spells on it, 225 00:09:39,753 --> 00:09:41,798 we thought maybe it was built to... 226 00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:43,234 To summon Fogg. 227 00:09:43,278 --> 00:09:45,149 Think it could reach the Etheric Realm? 228 00:09:45,193 --> 00:09:46,890 I mean, Kady said he can't leave, 229 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:48,892 but maybe we could get a message out. 230 00:09:48,936 --> 00:09:50,981 Even if we could get it to reach Fogg, 231 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:52,437 using any magic right now could backfire, 232 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:53,941 like it did to Lipson. 233 00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:55,899 Look, students are in actual danger, 234 00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:58,249 this campus is going haywire, 235 00:09:58,293 --> 00:10:00,251 no one knows when the next surge'll hit, 236 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:02,689 and I have no idea how to help. 237 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,168 I hate to admit it, but I think Fogg 238 00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:06,146 was doing way more work than we give him credit for. 239 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,476 We need him back, 240 00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:09,826 and if this thing can at least contact him... 241 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:12,437 Sounds like it's worth the risk. 242 00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:14,178 Okay. 243 00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:15,702 Whew. 244 00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:18,313 This shit messes me up. 245 00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:19,923 What the hell, Julia? 246 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:22,230 I'm fine. Did it work? 247 00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:26,776 It's probably broken like everything else in this school. 248 00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:34,634 Duty calls. 249 00:10:40,335 --> 00:10:42,119 Jesus. Hi. 250 00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:43,686 Where have you been? 251 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,340 Well, I have to sleep sometimes, 252 00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:47,143 and everything you do isn't that interesting. 253 00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:48,473 I'm thinking whatever I miss, 254 00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:50,737 I'll just find in your brain later. 255 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:53,348 What do you people call it? Uh, binge watching. 256 00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:55,045 I fear outright rebellion. 257 00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:56,414 The best and swiftest way to get it... 258 00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:58,701 To get what? Your Majesty. 259 00:10:58,745 --> 00:10:59,876 Gold. 260 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,791 Our reserves are depleted. 261 00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:03,401 The salaries of our soldiers 262 00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:05,752 and barrier builders haven't been paid in weeks, 263 00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:07,710 and both are threatening to strike. 264 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:11,496 The slightest work stoppage could imperil all of us. 265 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:13,847 As reports indicate, 266 00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:16,327 the Takers are gathering in force. 267 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:19,330 Which is why I must lead a cohort of Centurions 268 00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:21,898 into the Windward Woods and find the gold 269 00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:24,945 the fairies steal and hoard. 270 00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:27,948 Okay, but that really doesn't track. 271 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:31,778 Fairies are into mushrooms and milk baths. 272 00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:33,780 You have experience with them? 273 00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:35,216 I do, sire. 274 00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:37,194 - Mostly bad, right? - According to your memories. 275 00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:39,046 Then you know that they're as untrustworthy 276 00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:41,048 as they are greedy. 277 00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:44,007 They have purloined our citizens' gold for years. 278 00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:45,922 My men and I will get it back. 279 00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:48,359 If I may, Your Majesty. 280 00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:50,057 I do have experience with fairies, 281 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:52,755 and while they are crafty negotiators, 282 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,975 they're not thieves. 283 00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:58,021 If they have our citizens' gold, 284 00:11:58,065 --> 00:12:00,023 perhaps it's from a misunderstanding 285 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,199 that can be worked out diplomatically. 286 00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,854 Payments are due no later than tomorrow's sunset. 287 00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,464 I'm quite aware. 288 00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:08,031 And diplomacy... 289 00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:10,773 Can always be followed by force, 290 00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,993 but the reverse is rarely true. 291 00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:16,518 Okay. 292 00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:19,347 I get the charisma. His intelligence. 293 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,392 - He's royal but down to Earth. - Yeah, it's true. 294 00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:22,959 - It works. - Mm-hmm. 295 00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:25,092 But trust him? 296 00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:27,007 Truly? 297 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,139 We need five pounds of gold by tomorrow 298 00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,315 and another 15 by the week's end, 299 00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:34,275 or the life of every Fillorian is in peril. 300 00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:38,888 Accompany Pickwick. 301 00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,803 If you find the fairies' encampment, 302 00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:43,066 you have one hour to negotiate. 303 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:45,155 If that fails, 304 00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:47,288 you'll stand down and let the Centurions 305 00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,464 do whatever is necessary. 306 00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:51,945 I trust your wisdom, sire. 307 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:03,086 Whoa! Hey, easy. 308 00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,479 I'm High King Margo. 309 00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,046 We were all pals back in the day. 310 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:08,048 Oh, we know who you are. 311 00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:11,268 Look, my friend was supposed to find you. 312 00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:13,314 - I think we can help each other. - Margo? 313 00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,797 It's okay, Rowan. She's with me. 314 00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,588 Ugh. 315 00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:28,938 If that's from the selkie in the east fountain, 316 00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:31,027 you might want to get tested for the clap. 317 00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:33,769 Holy shit, am I glad to see you. 318 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,094 How'd you get out of the Etheric Realm? 319 00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:36,816 Long story. 320 00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,905 Point is, I heard your call. 321 00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,907 I'm here, and yes, 322 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,996 I could use a goddamn drink. 323 00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:47,522 - Weren't you sober? - Ah, yes. 324 00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,393 Right, well, 325 00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:51,743 the Etheric Realm was a lot. 326 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,878 Let's find a bottle, 327 00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:58,011 and you can fill me in. 328 00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:00,535 Okay. 329 00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:08,543 The traveler professor who cannot travel 330 00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:11,807 is now the Acting Dean. 331 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,591 Students are blowing themselves up, 332 00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:15,898 and I presume 333 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:19,902 you are the aforementioned "assholes who moved the moon." 334 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:22,557 Yes, but I found a workaround. 335 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,821 If you cast as if your altitude is 1,000 feet lower 336 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,650 and the Pleiades are six degrees further to the north, 337 00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:30,521 well, then... 338 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,525 Ah. 339 00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,136 If we apply this tweak to every spell, 340 00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:39,400 we can teach people to cast without exploding 341 00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:42,011 or turning things into chickens. 342 00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:43,970 What happened to your hand? 343 00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,581 I thought the Etheric Realm was supposed to be a fun trip. 344 00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,496 Yes. 345 00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:50,367 Leaving it, less so, 346 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:52,543 but I had no choice. 347 00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,086 I couldn't risk anyone else getting hurt 348 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,025 by the security system I built. 349 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,899 Yes, I can deactivate it, 350 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:02,640 and I will need the master key, please. 351 00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:06,557 - Thank you. - Whoa, hold up, hold up. 352 00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,864 I still got student problems to put on your radar. 353 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,998 Penny, I have to go save hundreds of lives. 354 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:14,914 I think you can handle a few whiny students. 355 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,569 See? Delegating! 356 00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:22,486 Look, we got a common enemy here. 357 00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:23,705 The Dark King's goons 358 00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,141 are itching to make your life hell. 359 00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:27,970 We've always dealt with hostile humans. 360 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,711 Yeah, well, this one's got an army. 361 00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,104 In which you serve. 362 00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:33,106 I'm undercover so I can get information on him, 363 00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:35,151 which we could be sharing with each other right now 364 00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,458 if you'd just set your motherfucker to receive. 365 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:39,634 Okay, let's dial it down, guys. 366 00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,037 We're all friends here. 367 00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,724 Forgive my bluntness, Fen, 368 00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,421 but your choice of friends 369 00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:45,988 makes me doubt our choice of ally. 370 00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,816 Maybe you're too young or dumb to remember, 371 00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:50,079 but I'm the king who made peace with your people. 372 00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:51,602 Is that what you think you did? 373 00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:52,647 Yeah. 374 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,041 Rowan, wait. 375 00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:59,045 Okay, what does she think I did? 376 00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:02,004 Well, very few fairies who knew you are still alive today, 377 00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:05,486 and the rest just know the story of High King Margo, 378 00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:07,183 which, over the centuries, 379 00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:10,491 shifted with each retelling. 380 00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:12,928 So I'm being boned by a giant game of telephone. 381 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,016 No, no, no, no, no. 382 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,757 Phone games are fun... This, not so much. 383 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:19,761 See, you say you made peace. 384 00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:21,676 They say you destroyed their realm 385 00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:23,547 and allowed fairy hunts for sport. 386 00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:25,593 It's a real "potato, potahto." 387 00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:28,030 No, it's "potato, po-massive-fucking-lie." 388 00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:31,077 Look, I found them, gained their trust. 389 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:35,864 You think that was easy for me after what happened to my baby? 390 00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,605 But I did it. 391 00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:41,043 And then you barrel in and just completely screw the pooch. 392 00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,872 - And not in a good way. - Okay. 393 00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:45,613 You know what? You're right. 394 00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:49,008 I... uh, yeah. 395 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,270 I am. 396 00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:53,882 But now the fairies need to trust us both. 397 00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:56,015 How can I help make that happen? 398 00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,800 You won't like it. 399 00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:08,070 Oh, that's not right. 400 00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:13,771 I know what I'm doing, if you don't mind. 401 00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:15,034 It's a mistake. 402 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,036 For sure. 403 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,255 I'm correcting spells for the new Circumstances. 404 00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:22,041 It's math. I don't make mistakes at math. 405 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,260 No, I mean, 406 00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:27,089 that is a spell for cooking without a fire, 407 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,135 but for real... 408 00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,137 that's gonna be a pretty terrible steak. 409 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:34,140 You need flame to denature the proteins. 410 00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,098 What do I know, though? 411 00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,795 You a teacher here? 412 00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:38,840 We could be colleagues. 413 00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:41,060 I'm interviewing for the botany job. 414 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,757 Hamish Bax. 415 00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:46,152 Alice Quinn. 416 00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:48,284 Not related to Stephanie Quinn, 417 00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:49,546 are you? 418 00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:53,855 We met at a rare flower expo. 419 00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:57,206 I found her orchid quite impressive. 420 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,034 Oh, God. 421 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,254 No. No, nothing like that. 422 00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:04,126 I would never date another botanist. 423 00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:10,089 Wait. Shit. 424 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,830 I don't understand. My fix was working. 425 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,791 According to Todd's napkins, there are, 426 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:22,753 "evil forces coming from a distant realm to invade." 427 00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:25,016 You think this is enough to go on? 428 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,236 Well, Fillory was overrun by these Taker creatures, 429 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,195 so it's gotta be them. 430 00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:31,240 So you're going? 431 00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,851 - I could use your help. - I could use yours. 432 00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:38,595 Fogg's back. 433 00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:41,076 You didn't even want to be a professor. 434 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,000 We're talking about the fate of an entire world. 435 00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,314 Didn't we just do this, though? 436 00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:47,604 One minute, it's the Harmonic Convergence, 437 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,650 then it's the moon, and now Fillory? 438 00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:52,261 Can't we just... Sit back and relax? 439 00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:53,915 - No, but... - Come on, Penny. 440 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,221 Look, you know what I'm after. 441 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:57,962 A life with you, 442 00:18:58,006 --> 00:18:59,355 here or wherever, honestly. 443 00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:00,835 Why not Fillory? 444 00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:03,620 Because not every apocalypse is our problem. 445 00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:06,406 We just survived the last one by a hair, 446 00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:08,123 and what is it all for if we can't kick back 447 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,844 on a beach somewhere and enjoy it? 448 00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:11,802 Let me tell you something. 449 00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:15,371 The world doesn't wait for timing to be right. 450 00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:17,286 I want to know how long I've gotta wait. 451 00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:21,899 You live to 35, and then you get to be done? 452 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:24,206 Or is this forever? 453 00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:27,992 I get you need magic to mean something... 454 00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:29,777 Oh, I see what this is. 455 00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:31,344 You think it's some irrational reaction 456 00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:32,954 to my best friend dying, and eventually, 457 00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:34,651 I'll just get over it? 458 00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:38,046 Well, your math was right before. 459 00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:39,961 Okay, but it's definitely not now. 460 00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:41,180 I don't know why, but I think 461 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:44,139 the Circumstances just changed again. 462 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,141 Oh, shit. I told Fogg it was safe. 463 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,230 If he tries to use my fix, and it backfires... 464 00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:49,797 I have to warn him 465 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,234 before he tries to disable the security system. 466 00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:03,332 Julia, I'm not judging you. 467 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:05,832 You're allowed to grieve however you want. 468 00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:07,118 Thank you for your permission. 469 00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:08,835 Yeah, but the shit you do affects me too. 470 00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:10,383 I think I can't do what I need to do 471 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,733 if I'm worried about how it's gonna affect you. 472 00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:14,909 - Worried about me? - I'm worried about you. 473 00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:17,172 Yeah. That's the problem. 474 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,391 So... 475 00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,349 what are you saying? 476 00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:22,917 I think we need to be done. 477 00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:34,058 Emergency protocols are active. 478 00:20:34,102 --> 00:20:35,408 The hell? 479 00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:36,776 For your own safety, please stay in place 480 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,281 and await instructions. 481 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,805 Emergency protocols are active. 482 00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,198 For your own safety, 483 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:47,115 please stay in place and await instructions. 484 00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:49,770 Emergency protocols are active. 485 00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,162 For your own safety, 486 00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:54,905 please stay in place and await instructions. 487 00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,385 Emergency protocols... 488 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,102 Looks like you're not going to Fillory after all. 489 00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:00,084 For your own safety, please stay in place... 490 00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:09,311 Look, I really thought I was doing the right thing. 491 00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:10,921 By robbing us of our homeland? 492 00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:12,314 By giving you a place 493 00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:14,447 where you and your weird mushroom eggs could survive. 494 00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:17,624 You promised sanctuary and left us vulnerable. 495 00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:20,279 When your people persecuted us 496 00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:22,542 because we had no way to defend ourselves, 497 00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:24,979 you abandoned us. 498 00:21:25,022 --> 00:21:27,590 And you can understand 499 00:21:27,634 --> 00:21:30,593 how that would make the fairies feel, can't you, Margo? 500 00:21:30,637 --> 00:21:31,812 Okay, yeah, of course 501 00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:33,901 I'm sorry you went through that, 502 00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:35,337 but it was after my reign ended. 503 00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:36,773 You really think that justifies 504 00:21:36,817 --> 00:21:38,340 the harm you set into motion? 505 00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:40,516 Jesus. 506 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,562 You step out for 300 goddamn years, 507 00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:43,867 and a bunch of gossip girls 508 00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:45,751 turn your whole life into the Nuremberg trials? 509 00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:47,175 Margo. 510 00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:50,352 Look, this diplomatic milk bath is all very kabuki, 511 00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:52,354 but let me tell you what my dad always said. 512 00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:54,443 "You can't fix stupid." 513 00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:56,358 Skipping past the fact he always said it to me, 514 00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:58,882 I'll add, I'm not the problem here, 515 00:21:58,926 --> 00:22:01,798 and if you don't work with me to bring down the Dark King, 516 00:22:01,842 --> 00:22:03,757 you're Olympic-gold-medal stupid. 517 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,455 - Ember's balls, Margo. - Get out. 518 00:22:08,718 --> 00:22:11,547 Bick coming! Run, hide! 519 00:22:13,419 --> 00:22:15,856 Emergency protocols are active. 520 00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:17,945 Dean. Dean! 521 00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:20,687 And await instructions. 522 00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:23,820 Emergency protocols are active. 523 00:22:23,864 --> 00:22:25,866 - Penny. - The hell is going on? 524 00:22:28,129 --> 00:22:30,392 I'm afraid Alice's circumstantial mediation 525 00:22:30,436 --> 00:22:31,741 didn't work. 526 00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:33,458 When I tried to shut down the security system, 527 00:22:33,482 --> 00:22:36,398 it set off all the school's defenses at once. 528 00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:38,922 - And you can't shut it down? - I'm trying. 529 00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:41,403 In the meanwhile, I strongly suggest you stay put 530 00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:44,580 so you don't get blown up and sprayed with acid, 531 00:22:44,624 --> 00:22:47,409 eaten by centipedes, or turned into one. 532 00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:49,455 This is a school. 533 00:22:50,456 --> 00:22:52,414 Hey, got most of it, but we still need to... 534 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:53,981 - Yes, I know what we need. - Let's go. 535 00:22:54,024 --> 00:22:55,548 Well, how can we help? 536 00:22:55,591 --> 00:22:57,071 Stay put. 537 00:22:57,114 --> 00:22:58,855 Eliot and I have it covered. 538 00:22:58,899 --> 00:23:00,770 You mean Todd? 539 00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:04,121 Y... yes. Of course. 540 00:23:04,165 --> 00:23:05,601 Isn't that what I said? 541 00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:07,473 Oh, wait, Todd. 542 00:23:07,516 --> 00:23:09,083 I just had a quick question, 543 00:23:09,126 --> 00:23:10,954 uh, about something the Pig Man said. 544 00:23:10,998 --> 00:23:12,434 Of course, yeah. 545 00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:15,524 Which professor's Pig Man? 546 00:23:15,568 --> 00:23:19,049 The Pig Man. From Fillory? 547 00:23:19,093 --> 00:23:21,487 - What about him? - Todd! 548 00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:23,489 Sorry, gotta bounce. 549 00:23:25,578 --> 00:23:28,929 You saw that, right? 550 00:23:28,972 --> 00:23:31,148 He had no clue what I was talking about. 551 00:23:31,192 --> 00:23:33,716 - It's Todd. - He's always clueless. 552 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,153 No, I'm telling you something's up. 553 00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:39,766 I mean, Fogg's acting off, too, right? 554 00:23:39,809 --> 00:23:42,464 The drinking, the burns on his hands. 555 00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:44,771 I just figured the Etheric Realm did a number on him. 556 00:23:44,814 --> 00:23:48,557 You saw what Todd was carrying, too, right? 557 00:23:48,601 --> 00:23:52,866 I mean, Azurite, Bondoc Prisms, beech ash. 558 00:23:52,909 --> 00:23:55,477 That's all reserved for Major Arcana. 559 00:23:55,521 --> 00:23:59,873 Or they could just be trying to fix the security spells. 560 00:23:59,916 --> 00:24:01,483 We should follow them. 561 00:24:01,527 --> 00:24:04,138 And get turned into centipedes or whatever? 562 00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:06,053 No, thanks. 563 00:24:06,096 --> 00:24:07,576 Also, no offense, 564 00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,012 rather not be around you right now. 565 00:24:09,056 --> 00:24:10,884 What? Yeah, cool. 566 00:24:10,927 --> 00:24:13,756 Okay, stay here by yourself. I... I'm gonna go. 567 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,541 And get turned into a centipede. 568 00:24:15,584 --> 00:24:16,716 Fuck. 569 00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:21,131 Well, this is definitely the most exciting job interview 570 00:24:21,155 --> 00:24:23,549 I've ever been on. 571 00:24:23,592 --> 00:24:26,029 I don't understand why you're still hoping to reach Fogg. 572 00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:29,119 He clearly tried your casting tweak, and it backfired. 573 00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:30,749 Why we're trapped here in the first place? 574 00:24:30,773 --> 00:24:32,471 Well, if he's trying to fix it, 575 00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:33,559 he'll need to understand 576 00:24:33,602 --> 00:24:34,797 how to adjust our current situation. 577 00:24:34,821 --> 00:24:36,083 I'm getting the sense 578 00:24:36,126 --> 00:24:38,215 you're not a fan of things you can't calculate. 579 00:24:38,259 --> 00:24:39,932 I'm starting to see why you spend all your time 580 00:24:39,956 --> 00:24:42,089 around plants. 581 00:24:50,184 --> 00:24:51,968 Shit. 582 00:24:52,012 --> 00:24:54,188 How do the Circumstances keep changing? 583 00:24:54,231 --> 00:24:56,103 Look, what do you say we forget the note, 584 00:24:56,146 --> 00:24:58,975 take down those wards, and go find the Dean ourselves? 585 00:24:59,019 --> 00:25:00,847 We can't even cast properly. 586 00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:04,546 Undoing a spell doesn't require the same rigor. 587 00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:08,115 It's like pulling up a weed with a deep taproot. 588 00:25:08,158 --> 00:25:12,162 Just need to get under it at the right point, and... 589 00:25:13,903 --> 00:25:15,514 Voilà. 590 00:25:22,259 --> 00:25:24,131 Okay. 591 00:25:24,174 --> 00:25:27,221 Okay, maybe I'm just paying for that botanist's confidence. 592 00:25:27,264 --> 00:25:28,938 I don't think I should try a healing spell. 593 00:25:28,962 --> 00:25:30,069 I think it might make things worse. 594 00:25:30,093 --> 00:25:31,573 Infirmary? 595 00:25:31,617 --> 00:25:33,053 That's all the way across campus. 596 00:25:33,096 --> 00:25:36,099 Okay, um, can we make it to the greenhouse? 597 00:25:36,143 --> 00:25:39,146 There might be something there I can use. 598 00:25:44,151 --> 00:25:46,849 They were just here. 599 00:25:46,893 --> 00:25:48,721 Someone must've warned them. 600 00:25:50,766 --> 00:25:52,638 Search the tents. 601 00:26:22,058 --> 00:26:23,625 Hey. 602 00:26:23,669 --> 00:26:25,758 Didn't you hear the order? Check the tents. 603 00:26:25,801 --> 00:26:27,977 - Now. - Okay. 604 00:26:30,719 --> 00:26:32,242 Go. 605 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,860 Well, well. Look what I found. 606 00:26:42,296 --> 00:26:43,906 He planted that. 607 00:26:43,950 --> 00:26:45,821 He planted that gold like a bad cop, 608 00:26:45,865 --> 00:26:48,345 like that show you... like Vic Mackey on "The Shield." 609 00:26:48,389 --> 00:26:52,001 You were lecturing me on the true nature of fairies? 610 00:26:52,045 --> 00:26:54,134 They've changed, 611 00:26:54,177 --> 00:26:55,875 it would appear. 612 00:26:58,051 --> 00:27:02,882 Janet of House Pluchinsky, what are you doing here? 613 00:27:02,925 --> 00:27:04,250 Been with you guys the whole time. 614 00:27:04,274 --> 00:27:05,711 Jesus. 615 00:27:05,754 --> 00:27:08,801 Women are just invisible to you, aren't they, sir? 616 00:27:08,844 --> 00:27:10,716 Congratulations, Bick. 617 00:27:10,759 --> 00:27:13,109 Now, shouldn't we get this gold back to our king 618 00:27:13,153 --> 00:27:15,677 as soon as possible? 619 00:27:15,721 --> 00:27:18,375 We'll hunt the fairies down another day 620 00:27:18,419 --> 00:27:21,030 and no doubt find more gold. 621 00:27:21,074 --> 00:27:23,946 Centurions, back to Whitespire. 622 00:27:26,732 --> 00:27:29,299 - Thanks for the heads up. - You're welcome. 623 00:27:43,923 --> 00:27:45,054 - Careful. - Oh, Jesus. 624 00:27:45,098 --> 00:27:46,099 Land mines. 625 00:27:50,407 --> 00:27:52,627 Oh. Hey, guys. 626 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:55,804 Um, aren't you supposed to be on lockdown? 627 00:27:55,848 --> 00:27:58,111 - Wanted to help. - What you up to? 628 00:27:58,154 --> 00:27:59,939 Ah, nothing. 629 00:27:59,982 --> 00:28:02,115 Just, like, getting supplies. 630 00:28:02,158 --> 00:28:04,987 - That's cinnabar. - That shit's pretty toxic. 631 00:28:05,031 --> 00:28:06,075 - Mm-hmm. - No. 632 00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:09,339 This is, um, cinna... mon. 633 00:28:09,383 --> 00:28:10,819 Cinnamon? 634 00:28:10,863 --> 00:28:14,431 How's cinnamon gonna help with the security system? 635 00:28:14,475 --> 00:28:16,085 Dean Fogg asked if I could... 636 00:28:16,129 --> 00:28:18,218 Why you acting so squirrely? 637 00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:19,828 Why are you acting so squirrely? 638 00:28:19,872 --> 00:28:22,135 I always act this way, okay? 639 00:28:22,178 --> 00:28:23,658 You know, whatever. 640 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:27,749 I have to get this for Fogg... To Fogg, because of the... 641 00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:29,316 For his toast, I don't know. 642 00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:31,666 - Wait, careful! - There are land mines. 643 00:28:32,841 --> 00:28:34,103 Thank you. 644 00:28:35,931 --> 00:28:38,064 Holy shit! 645 00:28:42,155 --> 00:28:43,983 Oh, my God. 646 00:28:44,026 --> 00:28:46,376 Did I just die? 647 00:28:54,645 --> 00:28:55,908 Here. 648 00:28:59,259 --> 00:29:02,175 You see anything we can use for an antidote? 649 00:29:02,218 --> 00:29:04,438 Is there a section for healing herbs? 650 00:29:04,481 --> 00:29:05,874 Uh... 651 00:29:05,918 --> 00:29:08,529 Look for variants of plantago lanceolata. 652 00:29:08,572 --> 00:29:09,573 Okay. 653 00:29:11,575 --> 00:29:12,925 Hey, I found it. 654 00:29:12,968 --> 00:29:15,797 Okay, you need to make a poultice from the leaves. 655 00:29:22,935 --> 00:29:24,806 That blossom... 656 00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:26,721 it's from a different world. 657 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,418 It shouldn't even be able to grow here. 658 00:29:28,462 --> 00:29:29,593 Why not? 659 00:29:29,637 --> 00:29:31,813 Different Circumstances. 660 00:29:33,293 --> 00:29:36,470 Everyone thought she'd died before she cracked it. 661 00:29:36,513 --> 00:29:38,167 What are you talking about? 662 00:29:38,211 --> 00:29:40,953 Ahh. 663 00:29:40,996 --> 00:29:43,390 Your late Exo-Botony professor was working on 664 00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:46,872 a sort of terrarium for magical plants. 665 00:29:46,915 --> 00:29:48,525 They don't need just water or light. 666 00:29:48,569 --> 00:29:51,485 They require specific Circumstances to survive. 667 00:29:54,314 --> 00:29:56,403 That's to make the Circumstances match 668 00:29:56,446 --> 00:29:58,405 to any growing conditions. 669 00:29:59,319 --> 00:30:01,495 Moon, body of water, altitude. 670 00:30:01,538 --> 00:30:02,844 Holy shit. I think you're right. 671 00:30:02,888 --> 00:30:04,454 Mm. 672 00:30:04,498 --> 00:30:05,954 - Wait, wait, wait! - You might kill the flower. 673 00:30:05,978 --> 00:30:08,284 Yeah, or find the fix for magic. 674 00:30:32,439 --> 00:30:33,614 Wow. That actually worked. 675 00:30:33,657 --> 00:30:35,790 Just shut up for a second. 676 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,357 What is it? 677 00:30:38,401 --> 00:30:41,361 If Fogg gets my note, 678 00:30:41,404 --> 00:30:44,320 I might actually be able to fix this mess. 679 00:30:44,364 --> 00:30:48,542 So other Todd tied you up and locked you in a closet? 680 00:30:48,585 --> 00:30:51,240 Yeah, but I've never been great with knots, 681 00:30:51,284 --> 00:30:53,982 so it was pretty easy for me to escape. 682 00:30:54,026 --> 00:30:57,899 Only question is, why would evil twin me 683 00:30:57,943 --> 00:31:00,641 wanna get rid of me in the first place? 684 00:31:00,684 --> 00:31:02,991 Of course. 685 00:31:03,035 --> 00:31:04,558 "Evil." 686 00:31:04,601 --> 00:31:05,994 He wasn't your twin. 687 00:31:06,038 --> 00:31:07,561 I think he's from another timeline. 688 00:31:07,604 --> 00:31:09,824 - Wait, for realsies? - No, it... it adds up. 689 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,826 You know, the two Todds plus cinnabar, 690 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,568 which last time I saw, was being used for time magic. 691 00:31:14,611 --> 00:31:17,005 I always wanted to meet someone from another timeline. 692 00:31:17,049 --> 00:31:18,267 Wait a minute, guys. 693 00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:22,010 What if Dean Fogg isn't our Fogg? 694 00:31:22,054 --> 00:31:23,882 - Describe him. - I transcribed his memoir. 695 00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:25,405 I know all 40 Foggs. 696 00:31:25,448 --> 00:31:26,686 Even got nicknames for some of them. 697 00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:28,408 Fedora Fogg, 698 00:31:28,451 --> 00:31:30,497 Cocaine Fogg, Swinger Fogg... 699 00:31:30,540 --> 00:31:32,716 Actually, those last two are the same Fogg. 700 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,936 Uh, well, this one's a heavy drinker. 701 00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:36,435 No, that doesn't really narrow it down. 702 00:31:36,459 --> 00:31:37,523 - Okay. - He has burns on his hands. 703 00:31:37,547 --> 00:31:39,375 He calls you... Other you "Eliot." 704 00:31:39,419 --> 00:31:41,290 - He has... - Ohh. 705 00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:42,726 Poop. 706 00:31:43,684 --> 00:31:44,685 What? 707 00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:47,949 I call that one Psycho Fogg. 708 00:31:47,993 --> 00:31:51,648 See, in timeline 17, Brakebills kinda blew up. 709 00:31:51,692 --> 00:31:53,389 Killed almost everybody. 710 00:31:53,433 --> 00:31:55,478 And those burns on Fogg's hands... 711 00:31:55,522 --> 00:31:57,698 They're kinda 'cause he's the one who did it. 712 00:31:57,741 --> 00:31:59,023 Well, what would he be doing here? 713 00:31:59,047 --> 00:32:00,527 Psycho Fogg? 714 00:32:00,570 --> 00:32:02,442 Let's not wait to find out, okay? 715 00:32:02,485 --> 00:32:04,444 - Let's go. - Ah, okay. 716 00:32:09,362 --> 00:32:11,016 Just over six pounds. 717 00:32:11,059 --> 00:32:13,453 Enough to mollify the soldiers and workers 718 00:32:13,496 --> 00:32:15,324 for tonight, at least. 719 00:32:15,368 --> 00:32:16,978 You're confident you can retrieve more? 720 00:32:17,022 --> 00:32:19,459 No, sire. 721 00:32:19,502 --> 00:32:22,027 Certain. 722 00:32:22,070 --> 00:32:24,638 Ugh. 723 00:32:24,681 --> 00:32:26,422 Mm. 724 00:32:26,466 --> 00:32:29,860 Smells like... shit. 725 00:32:31,471 --> 00:32:33,014 I don't control where the fairies hide 726 00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:34,648 their stolen wealth. 727 00:32:34,691 --> 00:32:37,433 Well, as long as it pays like gold. 728 00:33:08,073 --> 00:33:10,640 This scalawag is so Vic Mackey. 729 00:33:10,684 --> 00:33:12,860 Gold-shitting beetles. 730 00:33:12,903 --> 00:33:16,516 Everybody said they've been extinct for hundreds of years. 731 00:33:16,559 --> 00:33:17,972 A rumor started by the Pickwicks, I bet. 732 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,432 Hmm. 733 00:33:19,475 --> 00:33:21,695 I think we're looking at a little family secret. 734 00:33:24,524 --> 00:33:26,874 Thank God I got your note in time. 735 00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:28,634 I think we might be able to actually shut down 736 00:33:28,658 --> 00:33:30,399 this goddamn security system. 737 00:33:30,443 --> 00:33:32,880 If I'm right, this should adjust Circumstances 738 00:33:32,923 --> 00:33:35,056 in the entire greenhouse, 739 00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,971 allowing us to cast. 740 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,104 Let's test it first, shall we? 741 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:45,458 Not bad, Quinn. 742 00:33:45,501 --> 00:33:47,895 - Can we fix the lockdown now? - I think so. 743 00:33:47,938 --> 00:33:50,071 I just need one last thing from Todd. 744 00:33:50,115 --> 00:33:52,769 - Cinnabar, right? - Todd couldn't make it. 745 00:33:52,813 --> 00:33:55,468 Sorry. 746 00:33:55,511 --> 00:33:57,948 - What's going on? - Fogg's not who he says he is. 747 00:33:57,992 --> 00:33:59,559 So who is he? 748 00:33:59,602 --> 00:34:01,082 He's Dean Fogg from timeline 17. 749 00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:02,997 Lockdown wasn't an accident, was it? 750 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,172 You made it happen. 751 00:34:04,216 --> 00:34:05,826 Perhaps I did. 752 00:34:05,869 --> 00:34:07,654 Ah! 753 00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:11,571 Take one more step, 754 00:34:11,614 --> 00:34:13,573 and I will hurt them. 755 00:34:13,616 --> 00:34:16,532 Now, please. 756 00:34:16,576 --> 00:34:18,621 Hand me the cinnabar. 757 00:34:18,665 --> 00:34:20,014 What are you gonna do with it? 758 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,538 I'm going to fix things. 759 00:34:22,582 --> 00:34:23,974 I've seen that thing before. 760 00:34:24,018 --> 00:34:25,585 That's the device Stoppard built 761 00:34:25,628 --> 00:34:26,847 to travel between timelines. 762 00:34:26,890 --> 00:34:29,545 Yes, I took it from him to get here, 763 00:34:29,589 --> 00:34:31,243 then made a few modifications. 764 00:34:31,286 --> 00:34:33,680 Enough to take all of Brakebills back home 765 00:34:33,723 --> 00:34:36,074 with me. 766 00:34:41,253 --> 00:34:43,124 Whoa, listen. Hey. 767 00:34:43,168 --> 00:34:44,386 Look, I get it. 768 00:34:44,430 --> 00:34:46,997 My timeline was a mess also, 769 00:34:47,041 --> 00:34:50,479 but you have a Brakebills here with no Fogg. 770 00:34:50,523 --> 00:34:52,220 Why don't you just stay? 771 00:34:55,484 --> 00:34:57,965 Penny. Sure. 772 00:34:58,008 --> 00:34:59,358 When things start go wrong, 773 00:34:59,401 --> 00:35:01,577 just fuck off to the next timeline. 774 00:35:01,621 --> 00:35:03,405 How very appropriate. 775 00:35:03,449 --> 00:35:06,321 But didn't you destroy your Brakebills, and everyone died? 776 00:35:06,365 --> 00:35:08,628 Yes, a measure I took to try to contain 777 00:35:08,671 --> 00:35:11,326 the damage The Beast could do. 778 00:35:11,370 --> 00:35:13,023 And when that failed, 779 00:35:13,067 --> 00:35:15,504 Jane Chatwin got to go to the next time loop 780 00:35:15,548 --> 00:35:17,202 while I had to stay behind 781 00:35:17,245 --> 00:35:19,769 and live with the goddamn consequences. 782 00:35:19,813 --> 00:35:22,685 Your timeline continued even though Jane reset it? 783 00:35:22,729 --> 00:35:24,078 Yes, dear. 784 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:26,167 Were you dropped on your head in this timeline? 785 00:35:26,211 --> 00:35:29,431 You should be well familiar with the multiverse hypothesis. 786 00:35:29,475 --> 00:35:31,041 As it turns out, 787 00:35:31,085 --> 00:35:33,435 one of the goddamn consequences is I discovered 788 00:35:33,479 --> 00:35:35,742 I have a grown daughter currently living 789 00:35:35,785 --> 00:35:38,658 in my post-apocalyptic shitshow of a timeline 790 00:35:38,701 --> 00:35:41,443 with hardly any living Magicians and no resources. 791 00:35:41,487 --> 00:35:44,011 I need this Brakebills 792 00:35:44,054 --> 00:35:46,622 and everyone in it to fix where I came from. 793 00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:51,018 You cannot uproot everyone in this timeline 794 00:35:51,061 --> 00:35:52,585 just to be a good dad, okay? 795 00:35:52,628 --> 00:35:55,196 Watch me. 796 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:57,807 Fucking father of the year! 797 00:35:57,851 --> 00:36:00,810 Penny, if you're smart, 798 00:36:00,854 --> 00:36:04,640 you will hand me that cinnabar and join me. 799 00:36:04,684 --> 00:36:06,642 Doesn't sound too smart to me. 800 00:36:06,686 --> 00:36:10,037 Well, you can't travel anymore, yes? 801 00:36:11,256 --> 00:36:12,692 I know a psychic in my timeline 802 00:36:12,735 --> 00:36:14,084 who might be able to fix you. 803 00:36:14,128 --> 00:36:17,566 Her specialty is unlocking latent abilities. 804 00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:19,786 She's done extensive studies on travelers. 805 00:36:19,829 --> 00:36:22,528 And I'm fucking her. 806 00:36:22,571 --> 00:36:23,572 Heh. 807 00:36:27,402 --> 00:36:28,795 Penny. 808 00:36:28,838 --> 00:36:30,840 You're not actually considering... 809 00:36:30,884 --> 00:36:33,191 And get my GPS fixed? 810 00:36:33,234 --> 00:36:35,236 Why not? 811 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:39,675 Because everyone in this timeline deserves a Brakebills. 812 00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:42,504 Yeah, well, I'm not from this timeline. 813 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,552 Wait. Dean Fogg, no! 814 00:37:03,612 --> 00:37:06,093 God damn it. 815 00:37:06,136 --> 00:37:07,268 What happened? 816 00:37:07,312 --> 00:37:09,139 That cinnabar we gave you? 817 00:37:09,183 --> 00:37:10,663 We swapped it out for cinnamon. 818 00:37:10,706 --> 00:37:12,795 Doesn't play too nice with time magic. 819 00:37:12,839 --> 00:37:15,233 We actually got the idea from Todd, uh, before he... 820 00:37:16,669 --> 00:37:19,541 You know what? Never mind. 821 00:37:19,585 --> 00:37:21,848 Now how 'bout you show us how to lift that lockdown? 822 00:37:25,634 --> 00:37:27,375 The smell is how you knew? 823 00:37:27,419 --> 00:37:30,248 I'd read about the beetles who excreted gold, 824 00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:34,426 but we were all told they disappeared generations ago. 825 00:37:34,469 --> 00:37:35,731 Surprisingly, 826 00:37:35,775 --> 00:37:39,126 Bick's all about saving endangered species. 827 00:37:39,169 --> 00:37:42,172 Ridiculous, sire. 828 00:37:42,216 --> 00:37:44,566 Your apartments have already been searched, Bick. 829 00:37:44,610 --> 00:37:47,613 Obviously, the fairies never had any gold, 830 00:37:47,656 --> 00:37:49,571 and Bick never had any reason to hate them. 831 00:37:51,486 --> 00:37:53,880 They are not Fillorian. 832 00:37:53,923 --> 00:37:55,403 That's reason enough. 833 00:37:55,447 --> 00:37:58,537 You'd have had their innocent blood on my hands? 834 00:37:58,580 --> 00:38:01,322 What fairy is innocent? 835 00:38:01,366 --> 00:38:04,325 Um, all of them. 836 00:38:05,805 --> 00:38:08,895 Sire, please, please. Thi... this is outrageous. 837 00:38:08,938 --> 00:38:11,289 Be reasonable! 838 00:38:11,332 --> 00:38:13,291 That was satisfying. 839 00:38:13,334 --> 00:38:14,727 I'm so sorry. 840 00:38:14,770 --> 00:38:15,945 That can't have been easy. 841 00:38:15,989 --> 00:38:18,165 I know how much you trusted him. 842 00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:21,690 No, thank you... 843 00:38:21,734 --> 00:38:24,780 for bringing a little honesty to this castle. 844 00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:31,309 Bick didn't make Seb dark. 845 00:38:31,352 --> 00:38:33,354 He is dark. 846 00:38:33,398 --> 00:38:35,443 I like him, okay? 847 00:38:35,487 --> 00:38:38,185 Maybe I like him because I hope he's not fucked up. 848 00:38:38,228 --> 00:38:41,667 Maybe I like him because I hope he is, 849 00:38:41,710 --> 00:38:43,799 because I am too. 850 00:38:43,843 --> 00:38:45,627 Maybe all I deserve is fucked up. 851 00:38:45,671 --> 00:38:47,890 When you think that way, it's all you'll ever get. 852 00:38:47,934 --> 00:38:49,631 Why do you care so much? 853 00:38:49,675 --> 00:38:52,460 What? I don't. 854 00:38:52,504 --> 00:38:54,244 But what happens to you happens to me, 855 00:38:54,288 --> 00:38:56,899 and I don't want him happening to me. 856 00:38:58,423 --> 00:39:00,425 I know I deserve better. 857 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:05,212 Wild guess. 858 00:39:05,255 --> 00:39:09,347 Your mother and your father both loved you unconditionally. 859 00:39:09,390 --> 00:39:11,740 - How did you know? - How could I not? 860 00:39:17,050 --> 00:39:19,313 What did you do with Fogg 17? 861 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:20,797 Can't arrest him, can't let him go, 862 00:39:20,836 --> 00:39:22,229 so we put him in the Clean Room. 863 00:39:22,272 --> 00:39:24,884 He can't cast there, so at least this way, 864 00:39:24,927 --> 00:39:27,234 if there's something else that goes wrong at Brakebills, 865 00:39:27,277 --> 00:39:29,236 there's a Fogg I can talk to about it. 866 00:39:29,279 --> 00:39:31,281 There's one thing I'm certain of. 867 00:39:31,325 --> 00:39:34,981 Things are absolutely going to keep going wrong here. 868 00:39:35,024 --> 00:39:37,679 I have a theory why magic isn't working right. 869 00:39:37,723 --> 00:39:39,377 I've been studying the control panel, 870 00:39:39,420 --> 00:39:42,031 and there's a readout on prevailing Circumstances 871 00:39:42,075 --> 00:39:43,468 outside the tank, and... 872 00:39:43,511 --> 00:39:46,253 well, the moon was all over the place. 873 00:39:46,296 --> 00:39:48,124 - I don't understand. - I thought... 874 00:39:48,168 --> 00:39:50,126 I mean, when we fixed the moon, 875 00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:51,452 it was like we never even broke it. 876 00:39:51,476 --> 00:39:53,347 I think the Lunatics were right 877 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:55,741 and the moon's got feelings, and apparently, 878 00:39:55,784 --> 00:39:57,960 she's pissed at us. 879 00:39:58,004 --> 00:40:00,093 Great. How do we fix that? 880 00:40:02,312 --> 00:40:04,227 I have no idea, so I'm just gonna 881 00:40:04,271 --> 00:40:06,752 keep studying the control panel at the green house 882 00:40:06,795 --> 00:40:10,364 and see what solution I can come up with. 883 00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:12,453 Thank you. 884 00:40:12,497 --> 00:40:13,933 Oh, speaking of, 885 00:40:13,976 --> 00:40:16,457 I hear your botanist friend is doing better. 886 00:40:16,501 --> 00:40:19,504 Not my friend, just somebody I helped out. 887 00:40:19,547 --> 00:40:22,245 Okay, well, the hiring committee gave him an offer, 888 00:40:22,289 --> 00:40:25,771 so you might run into him in Botany Bay. 889 00:40:25,814 --> 00:40:27,773 Oh. 890 00:40:27,816 --> 00:40:29,427 Fucking great. 891 00:40:32,865 --> 00:40:36,259 Yeah, I, um... I should probably go too. 892 00:40:36,303 --> 00:40:39,001 Yeah. 893 00:40:39,045 --> 00:40:40,220 Still going to Fillory? 894 00:40:41,351 --> 00:40:43,266 Somebody's gotta stop the apocalypse. 895 00:40:43,310 --> 00:40:45,225 And it's gotta be you. 896 00:40:45,268 --> 00:40:46,879 Penny. 897 00:40:46,922 --> 00:40:48,358 Just... 898 00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:53,363 In my timeline, 899 00:40:53,407 --> 00:40:55,235 I let you go on a quest to Fillory without me, 900 00:40:55,278 --> 00:40:56,845 and you never came back. 901 00:40:58,412 --> 00:41:00,283 I'm not that Julia. 902 00:41:00,327 --> 00:41:02,068 I... I know, I'm not... 903 00:41:02,111 --> 00:41:04,897 I didn't just come here and swap Julias, that's... 904 00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:06,115 You're totally different. 905 00:41:06,159 --> 00:41:08,074 Christ, you have no idea. 906 00:41:08,117 --> 00:41:09,486 The only thing you for sure have in common 907 00:41:09,510 --> 00:41:11,033 is I could not stop her 908 00:41:11,077 --> 00:41:13,471 when she set her mind to something either. 909 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:19,433 I have to do this, Penny. 910 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:23,916 I know. 911 00:41:23,959 --> 00:41:26,962 I just can't go through that again. 912 00:41:30,096 --> 00:41:31,967 And so here we are. 913 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,971 Here we are. 914 00:41:37,973 --> 00:41:40,236 Be safe, Julia. 915 00:41:41,934 --> 00:41:43,326 Yeah. 916 00:41:55,034 --> 00:41:58,428 As I told Margo, we are deeply grateful. 917 00:41:58,472 --> 00:42:01,519 You risked everything for us. 918 00:42:01,562 --> 00:42:04,130 The least we can do is to show you the truth. 919 00:42:05,305 --> 00:42:07,002 This way. 920 00:44:01,116 --> 00:44:02,116 - Remember? - Mm.